Headed to the bathhouse for the first time? Here are some things you need to know.Youve heard about gay bathhouses. They get a bad rep as dirty, vile places that gross old men go to for anonymous sex. If thats your current opinion, its probably best to wait. Going to a bathhouse requires a certain level of open-mindedness because the fact is that many bathhouses are filled with older gay men, and many of them do go there for anonymous sex, but that is neither gross, dirty, or vile. Bathhouses can actually be pretty fun, so if youre curious, definitely give them a try. For your first trip, heres a list of tips that will make it a good experience. Lower your expectations.Of course, it's hard not to let your mind wander when you hear things about the bathhouse. It's easy to let fantasies run rampant as you envision what your first experience is like, but do your best to lower your expectations when you go in. It's almost like having sex for the first time -- it probably won't be perfect, but it'll be good enough for you to want to come back over and again.Cautiously challenge your comfort zone.It's okay to have boundaries, and it's okay to stick to them. When you're heading into the bathhouse, stay on your guard as much as you feel comfortable with, but slowly allow yourself to release some of the inhibitions you've placed on yourself to stay open to what the experience brings.Be confident.Your first time at a bathhouse can be a little intimidating. Actually, it can be a lot intimidating. The whole picture everyone in their underwear thing takes on a different meaning here, but thats okay. Just be comfortable in the skin youre in. Remember, physical contact isnt a requirement here, even if it feels like it should be. Just relax, have a good time, and enjoy the experience.Bring cash.Some bathhouses are cash only, and if youre there long enough (and engaged in strenuous physical activity), youll want water from the vending machine.Watch, when you can.Voyeurism is a thing, and at the bathhouse, theres plenty of people who like to be watched. If youre feeling iffy about touching anyone, just sit back and enjoy the show, if that suits you better. Just make sure youre not crashing their private room, and also that your eyes are actually wanted.Bring flip-flops.Many bathhouses wont let you go barefoot. If your local bathhouse does, dont. Shoes can be clunky and will probably get wet. It's a bathhouse, after allyou wouldnt wear high-tops in a steam room. Bring your cheapest, oldest pair of beach flip-flops.Bring a draw-string bag.Theres a reason women carry purses. Purses are brilliant inventions, and its ridiculous that so many men are afraid of carrying them. Women figured it out ages ago: a small bag is the most useful thing in the world. At a bathhouse (or sex club or circuit party) this is doubly true: a small drawstring bag over your shoulders is ideal for carrying your valuables, especially if you want to opt out from getting a locker (which will likely cost extra, on top of the admittance fee). Small bags are even more useful if youre planning to strip down to your towel or underwear (or go nude).Pack a douche and some lube.Im a bottom, so I carry my silicone lube and a douche in an Adidas bag to bathhouses, sex clubs, raves, circuit parties, and even run-of-the-mill bars where I think I might get lucky. The simple fact is that even after a thorough cleaning, you can never completely predict or control the body. Whats the point of paying to get into a sexual environment if youll just have to go home in the worst-case scenario? Bringing a douche means that worst case scenario is remedied by a trip to the bathroom.Don't share drinks.I included this in my op-ed "Going Clear: 40 Days, 40 Nights Without Grindr," but it deserves getting repeated. If someone offers you a sip of their Gatorade, its probably filled with G, also known as GBH, which is short forgamma-hydroxybutyratea club drug that is easy to overdose on and lethal when mixed with alcohol.The most common form of G appears as a clear liquid, and you only need a few drops to feel the affects. Therefore it is impossible to determine whether or not a Gatorade bottle or water bottle has G in it, or how much. An overdose on G can make you very sick and land you in the Emergency Room. A bad overdose can land you in the morgue. The best way to avoid G is to bring (or buy) your own drink and watch over it throughout the night.Be careful with drugs.You know how to avoid Gits the easiest drug to be tricked into taking. Its harder to be tricked into taking molly or meth. The safest practice when it comes to drugs is to not do them, but if youre going to, you should know the risks. Molly, or MDMA, on its own is relatively harmless, but often the drug is cut with other substances that can make it dangerous. Meth is one of the most addictive substances on the planet (right up there with sugar and nicotine, which are miraculously legal), and is a particular plague for gay men. Steer clear.Be nice.Like you, theyre just there to have a good time. If they flirtand if they touch and grope (its going to happen)tell them youre not interested and move on. Theres no need to be mean.Sex isn't required.If youre nervous about the sex, remember that you can also indulge your voyeuristic side and just watch, or be watched. And if the bathhouse has a pool, as many do, you can swim. Many bathhouses have gyms, lounges, and "rec room" style areas where you can just chill out. Just remember that you are, in fact, at a bathhouse, so if advances are made or sex is happening just around the corner, you are where you are for a reason.Be open.It might not end up being your thing. But keep a spirit of adventure and dont put down the patrons that enjoy the dwindling bathhouse scene. Bathhouses are just bathhouses, nothing more or less. They were once a staple of gay life, and now they are scarce relics of a cruise culture that is rapidly disappearing. The most written-about gay bathhouse was the infamousEverard Baths in New York, which closed in 1985.Some say bathhouses have been replaced by hookup apps like Grindr and Scruff. Others say that todays queer public milieu of marriage equality and family life has shifted tolerance and publicity away from the hypersexual side of gay life, stamping out venues that cater to gay sex in the process. While both claims hint at the truth, the latter is more of a politically charged publicity stunt than a true change of gay behavior. Visit the annualBlack Partyin New York if you think gay life has gone tame.Don't go alone.The first time I went to a bathhouse, I went with a buddy who knew what to do, who had my back if I got nervous, and would leave if I wanted to leave. I didnt get nervous and eventually had a good time, but I appreciated having a friend who I could follow around and talk to while I built up my courage. Bars, clubs, and parties are always better with someone you trustyour local bathhouse is no different.Act out a fantasy.What better place to do it? Maybe you want to be watched, maybe you want to join a group, or maybe maybe maybe. Weve all got fantasies, and some people are too afraid to even think of exploring them. The bathhouse is a great place to experiment with something youve been wanting to try, especially with the overall energy youll find here.