With the election barely 60 days away, now is the time to stock up on some high-quality Trump merch! Haha, thats obviously a joke because most of it looks like low-quality garbage. But collectors of election memorabilia or racist keepsakes will surely treasure this collection of increasingly bizarre Trump merch.Whether the MAGA chud in your life likes flags, sneakers, stickers, or virtual trading cards, this list of Trump merch will help them Make America Great Again or something. Related Donald Trump is selling Christmas wrapping paper & stockings featuring his mugshot Nothing says tidings of comfort and joy to the MAGA faithful like the scowling face of a fame-hungry real estate con man turned proto-fascist. Dive deeper every day Join our newsletter for thought-provoking commentary that goes beyond the surface of LGBTQ+ issues Subscribe to our Newsletter today MAGA HatTrumpStore.com What better way to alarm others and proclaim your love of Trump and his cronies than with this now-iconic bit of Trump merch? Thisred hat is sure to make others wonder, Wow, how racist are they, exactly? And for balding MAGA maniacs, theres also a visor version thats topped by a Trump comb-over wig.Trump 2024 FlagsOfficialTrumpStore.com U.S. flags are so 1777. Modernize your flagpole with a 2024 red, white, and blue featuring the surname of your favorite wannabe dictator! And for those who like a little irony in their Trump merch, some versions mention Jesus or the now-outdated phrase Lets Go Brandon, back when Trump was still running against President Joe Biden.Never Surrender sneakersTrump Sneaker Website Hate all those pesky stars and stripes on the U.S. flag? These shiny gold high-top sneakers feature a modified U.S. flag with only three stripes and five stars simple! At the low cost of $400, you cant afford not to buy them.Trump-Vance 2024 Election Supporter MAGA MugOfficialTrump2024Store.com Drink up some delicious liberal snowflake tears with this black mug. Its also one of the only pieces of campaign merchandise that features the name of Trumps running mate, Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH). Of course, even Vance himself said that running mates dont really matter so maybe he doesnt mind.God Bless the USA BibleGodBlessTheUSABible.com Lets Make America Pray Again with this $60 Bible that smashes church and state together so close together that even Jesus himself would blush. The King James Bible contains a copy of the Declaration of Independence, the Pledge of Allegiance, and the first 10 amendments of the Constitution (though not the amendments that abolished slavery and granted women the right to vote).Trump digital trading cardsCollectTrumpCards.com If youve outgrown Pokemon and baseball cards and dont like the inconvenience of carrying around actual cards you may love these completely virtual NFT cards that feature superheroic renderings of Trump wearing boxing gloves and literally holding onto a bolt of lightning. Theyre only $99 each, though you could always just screenshot the ones above right now for free.Trump Freedom CoolerGetTrumpSneakers.com Dont be like those suckers and losers who pass out in the over 100-degree weather while waiting for Trump to show up at his latest outdoor rally. For a measly $399, you can get this 55-quart cooler with an idealized rendering of Trump pointing at you, his latest mark.Victory Cologne by President Trump @therecount Subtle, not too fruity #fyp #news #politics #political #politicalnews #politicaltiktok #rnc #rnc2024 #trump #donaldtrump #trumpcologne #cologne #perfume #republican original sound therecount This Trump merch is advertised as more than a fragrance for the movers, the shakers, and the history makers. Theres also a perfume for women that allegedly captures the essence of feminine strength and elegance. Sadly, the website selling them notes that the colognes gold-plated bottle and Trump-headed topper are shown for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product. SighTrump Assassination T-ShirtAmazon.com Relive one of the most horrifying moments of this election cycle with a cotton t-shirt commemorating the moment that some right-wing weirdo tried to kill Trump but ended up only grazing his ear (and killing a firefighter) instead. At least Trump had the foresight to stand up and pump his fist for this now-iconic photo instead of immediately ducking for cover with Secret Service agents. This bit of Trump merch screams, Someone tried to kill Trump and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.Make America Great Again 45-47 Pet HoodieOfficialTrump2024Store.com If your house pet hates immigrants and transgender people as much as Trump does, you can dress them in a white hood err, we mean hoodie. (Tiki torches not included.)Trump 2024 SweatshirtWalmart.com Whoops! Come to think of it, maybe this Trump for Prison 2024 sweatshirt isnt actually the best Trump merch for supporting the former president, but it does mark his historic campaign as the first president ever convicted of criminal charges.Trump Pickleball SetTrumpStore.com Now you too can pretend like youre playing Pickleball at Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower with this $119 set of Pickleball gear. It also contains a carrying case and two balls filled with as many holes as Trumps financial records.Yes Im A Trump Girl Get Over It Beach TowelAmazon.com Trump is never one to forget the ladies (even though he continually alienates female voters and his own wife refuses to campaign alongside him.) This beach towel is perfect for covering up whenever an adjudicated sexual assaulter tries to grab you.Terminator Trump Ill Be Back StickersOfficialTrump2024Store.com If Trump and the Terminator had a baby, the unfortunate child would probably grow up to look like these Trumpinator stickers. But while it might seem cool for Trump merchto depict him as the time-traveling child-stalking cyborg from the Terminator films, one should remember that the Terminator actually dies at the end of almost every one.Trump 2024 U.S. Flag socksFor those who like repeatedly stepping on the U.S. flag, these Trump 2024 socks will let any 10-toed freedom fighter trample all over the stars and stripes forever. Getting cold feet on voting for Trump? Not with this cottony Trump merch. Trump Ultimate Charm BraceletHamiltonCollection.comPut a little bling in your swing with this gaudy bit of Trump merch featuring nine handcrafted charms just dont call them good luck charms. Trump Rubber DuckiesOfficialTrump2024Store.comNow bathtime can be wrath-time with these yellow rubber duckies of Trump. Just like his campaign, these will float lifelessly on the scummy surface of any swamp, and there are also versions of him making the possibly white supremacist OK symbol or holding a golden assault rifle oh my. Donald Trump Authentic $100 BillOfficialTrump2024Store.comWeirdly, this authentic $100 bill only costs $20 and features Trumps face instead of Benjamin Franklins. Just like Trump, it offers nothing of value. This worthless bit of Trump merch can also be used to bilk lawyers, rally venue owners, or anyone you owe millions in court settlements. Donald J. Trump To My Haters Edition BobbleheadEtsy.comNothing embodies the Trump campaign better than this figurine of the teeny man flipping the bird while using his trademark golden toilet. This Trump merch also captures the wattle hanging from his neck with unsettling accuracy. Trumpy TroutRemember Big Mouth Billy Bass, the mounted singing fish that moves its tailfin and mouth? Well, now theres a more politically divisive version of that kitschy item featuring a creepy fish-man hybrid of Trump. This disturbing piece of Trump merchmakes a perfect Halloween gift for anyone with fishy tastes in home decor. Trump merch isnt just trash, its okay, its just trashWhether youre considering grabbing some Trump merch as a gag gift or because you lost a bet to your local bigot, may we suggest giving your money to a transgender or immigrant charity instead?